i only take cash or credit
can i interest u in
babie
the worst thing in the world is when you say somethign as a joke and everyones like. “hey. thats not normal. are you ok?” please stop psychoanalysing me im clown i dont have emotions
who else is in the mood to walk barefoot over the moors in a blood-red velvet ballgown w anguish in ur soul and wet leaves in ur hair while the wind blows moodily and dramatically?
can we all get mcdonalds afterwards
we all deserve it so yes absolutely. my treat
uptown worm…. into the oval office she will squirm… all her policies are fair but firm… i’d elect her to a second term
uptown snail…. i support him on his campaign trail… he’s reforming on a worldwide scale.. he’ll put all the billionaires in jail
Long tailed tit is called stjärtmes in swedish
stjärt = butt
mes = dork (or softy/softie, according to google translate)this is a buttdork
ohhh my god goohhhhhd ohhh my godhehed hohhhh my gohdedddddddd
As if “Tit” wasn’t bad enough
at first i was like “why did they make those things in his head weird growths and not hair??” but then i looked it up on the Pokemon Wiki and
It was never hair and Mr. Mime has always been terrifying
who cares about the hair when mr mime is apparently going to fuck our mom
it fucken WIMDY
ever since i first saw this post, “it fucken WIMDY” is easily one of the top ten most commonly used phrases in my household.
My job is done.
cinematic parallels
Anonymous asked:
post the cockroach with the autotuned scat please. i need it
